Step 1: Fill this in, as such everyone on your watch list may then tell you are not a bad artist. This will let you know how splendid you are, that way you can boost your monstrous ego just a smidgen more.
Step 2: Now that you've got that great ego boost that you needed, you can sit and revel in it, and believe (falsely) that you are so superior than everyone else.
Yes. That was all supposed to be sarcasm.
1. [ ] When you doodle, you say it's a simple drawing.
2. [x] Always provide excuses such as "Still in development"
3. [ ] Can only create an excuse of "I used a mouse, not a tablet"
4. [ ] You only draw faces.
5. [X] You always draw faces at the same direction.
6. [X] The proportion is awful.
7. [X] Every character looks the same.
8. [X] Uses different hairstyle to distinguish characters.
9. [X] Cannot distinguish left and right direction.
10. [X] "Sketch? Who cares about that?"
11. [ ] You only draw sketches.
12. [x] What's a LAYER??? Seriously..
13. [ ] You always draw one character.
14. [ ] You always draw characters in same angle.
15. [ ] No matter how you draw, it's the same expression.
16. [x] You couldn't draw characters with movement.
17. [ ] You barely draw feet.
18. [ ] You can't draw figures from high or low angles.
19. [x] You don't even know the definition of high and low angle drawing.
20. [ ] A shitty figure drawing in dynamic pose can be turned into a 4th Dimensional abstract. (...say whut?)
21. [ ] Same character looks totally different when it is drawn in different angle or direction.
22. [ ] You can't even draw anything other than characters or draw everything except characters.
23. [X] You can only draw cute characters.
24. [ ] You can only draw handsome characters.
25. [X] Hands is your nightmare (OH GAWD, THE TRUTH.)
26. [ ] Your character's hands are always hidden behind.
27. [ ] The idea sketch is professional but the actual quality is shitty.
28. [ ] You try to cover up one of the eyes with hair so that you can draw only one eye.
29. [ ] Your works are always asymmetrical.
30. [ ] Line art only = Finished piece. (I'm too much of a color freak to leave it in lineart form :/)
31. [ ] Rough sketch only = Finished piece (I can't bloody sketch.)
32. [X] You have no anatomical knowledge.
33. [ ] You only draw eyes.
34. [ ] Character's hand and eyes are huge. (Eyes yes, hands no)
35. [x] You're poor in drawing the position of boobs.
36. [X] Your artworks are free from all logic. Awkward anatomy and proportion.
37. [X] You lose confidence when other people's works look great.
38. [ ] You think they are genius when they come up with satisfied quality.
39. [X] You collect other people's works as practice references but you actually collect them as a collection. (Only for the inspiration)
40. [x] While drawing, you easily lose patience and go do something else
41. [ ] Tablet is your god item.
42. [x] You regain confidence when other people's works look crappy than yours.
43. [x] You are more than willing to draw but you lose the spirit so easily.
44. [X] You completely lose the confidence when you see the works of true genius. (Motivation comes later...sometimes.)
45. [x] You draw once a month or even once a year.
46. [ ] You get mad when their favorite artists are being lazy.
47. [ ] When you draw hentai art, you end up drawing grotesque horror pictures because their proportion is so fucking awful. (HAHHAHAHAHA YES PLZ)
48. [x] You don't even have faith in yourself.
49. [x] You can't even draw since the beginning. (Er, wait. If that means that I sucked at first, then yes.)
50. [x] You realized there are problems and know where to fix but you never do. (This is a WIP)
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